Decide the drink before the room gets loud.

Reviewed rooms, repeatable specs, and bottles ranked by the job you need them to do. Plan the night like you mean it.

Margarita

Five ingredients. Zero theater. The house spec stays dry and bright.

  • 2 oz blanco
  • 1 oz lime
  • ¾ oz orange liqueur
Make it tonight

Thunderbird

West LA. Skeeball. Agave. The Nice, no attitude. Order the Paloma.

  • West LA
  • Agave list
  • Open late
Read the room

Tequila, ranked

10 bottles sorted by job: value, Margaritas, neat pours, after-dinner sipping.

  • 10 bottles
  • 4 lanes
  • $25-$130
Pick your lane

Specs worth repeating

All 21 recipes

The Margarita, measured

The ratio is the recipe. Everything else is technique and good limes.

Two to one to three quarters

Blanco · Lime · Orange liqueur

The shelf map

All shelves
Ranked · 10 bottles

Pick the bottle by its job, not its label.

Tequila bottle lanes for the current Bar Guru shelf map
LaneThe callSpend
Best valueCimarron Blanco$25-$35
For MargaritasTequila Ocho Plata$45-$60
For neat poursFortaleza Blanco$80-$130
After dinnerDon Fulano Anejo$90-$120

Two cities, reviewed slowly

Why only two?

Every room here was actually visited. No scraped listings, no pay-to-play placement. The archive grows at the speed of real nights out — and the brass line work stands in until each room earns its own photography.

“Amber rooms, brass rails, and informed decisions — in that order.”

Read the house point of view

One drink. One room. One bottle.

A short pour of the week's best calls, most Thursdays. Made a Bar Guru recipe? Rate it from the recipe page after the glass is mixed.

Rate the Margarita after you make it

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